What you looking at... YOU FAG!

We can all relate two this article... and if you can't, well then your god damned ugly. So i was walking to my next subject in school. Normal, right? I pass a few strangers. Normal, right? A few steps away from them Walking in my opposite direction is this not too bad looking guy. Normal, right? Before he passes me he gives me a glance. Not a normal glance, he examines me from my toes and up. When his eyes met mine, he gave me a dirty smirk. Normal, right? WRONG!! The fag was checking me out. When we get thouroughly checked ot we ask ourselves questions. IS there something on my face? No. does he know me? No. Well i can go on and on, but if you answer most of the questions wbly ith a short and powerful "No", then that person is probably is checkin you out. Here comes the dilema. Do you acknowledge his good taste as an compliment or do you cik the homo pervert in the crotch. I didnt choose either of the above... I ran for the hills!

Getting raped by homework

This phrase is realy hot in my circle of friends. I have to be carefull when i use it, apperently some find it offensive. It might be crude, but it's one of the most true statements ever. Why? Homework is the reason i'm canceling dates, why i'm not posting so frequently. Homework is like rape just when you think your safe you get overpowered by some more, you don't hve a choice either,you are forced to do it. Sorry guys, i'll have to trade blogging for studying... temporarily ;)