Roadkill Reese

So there she was, the country girl minding her own bussines. Jogging to keep her midget physique in shape, when BAM she ends up on some dudes bumper. Oon wensday mornig was hit by a car in santa monica After crossing at an intersection. According to a police reports she suffered minor injuries and that reese was lucky because it could have turned out way worse. The driver also turned out to be lucky becuase his vision was apparently abscured by a tree and that caused Witherspoon not to press cahrges. Not long after that she was released from the hospital to recover at home. Now all i'm waitng for is the "scary movie" franchise to create a spoof of this. Just imagine a short blond chick with massive chin getting scraped of the road!